还我阳光

感觉上好像很久没见到太阳了，没有啊...昨天还在的嘛...

讨厌下雨天，今天下了整天，人闷闷的，提不起劲来做功课，再加上昨天淋了雨，半夜就感冒了...浪费了整晚可以做功课的时间....

就这样一直躺到了隔天的中午一点....我浪费了七八个钟头可以做功课的时间!!!

做不完的功课...永远都做不完...好想在这里写句粗口发泄一下....他XXXXXXX的!

第一章 ：哎哟

下载于元璋兄最新搞笑文言文剖死：

吾极之无聊也，哎哟。

无聊欲睡兮-哎哟。

看了某之族阁…欲狂笑兮，哎哟。

鄙人也乃无聊之辈也，写此等无聊之剖死，哎哟。

闷兮哎哟。

很哎哟也，哎哟。



造物主庇佑兮…哎哟。

注：
（1）族阁：族，部落也。阁，用以格之谐音也。哎哟。
（2）剖死：Post也。哎哟。

The Greatest

It's really upset me when I saw someone who is pretending to be "powderful" among the others but the fact is they're just a piece of cake, a piece of stale cake. I have met with someone that really make me wrathful of his oddful act and sometimes looks stupid and no-point. THE Greatest is always right, don't try to oppose Him if you want to live. By the way, there is something I don't really like about Him, He can't speak well in any languages that you can found in Malaysia include His mother tongue, no ONE! I'm not saying that I'm perfect but at least at the higher ranking than Him. And He is such a good photocopy machine that have been 99.9% approved by SIRIM and ISO9001. His works were perfectly make-over and he swept away Apples just as He deserved it!Well done my Greatest, you'll always be the apotheosis of Greatest photocopy machine! OK, after "praising" you, it's time to teach you how to be the real Greatest. Someday, the Creator will show you instead of telling you how undue are you right now, and the poor thing is you still don't realize it....good luck to you my Greatest, all the best.